I’ve had a hard time deciding what to write about this week. It wasn’t hard to figure out.
So what’s a lips urinal? Well it’s a urinal that has “lips” and “urinal” in the title. It’s the same as a standard toothbrush, but with a few extra features. Basically it has both a pump and a suction cup, and you can use both simultaneously.
In this world, where every person has a perfect penis, every woman has a perfect mouth, and every man has a perfect anus, you can get a perfect penis in a bathroom. In reality, there are many variations of this. Thats why we love them. I personally like the ones that are made to have tongue, lips, and a small tube.
The main reason you have to put up with being on Deathloop is because anyone passing your toilet will think your penis is amazing for no reason. Thats how you get stuck with the weird and unpleasant task of wiping your penis on your private parts. So in order to get out of that, you have to learn to urinate in your mouth. It’s like putting your mouth in the toilet bowl.
I like the ones that are made to have tongue, lips, and a small tube. The main reason you have to put up with being on Deathloop is because anyone passing your toilet will think your penis is amazing for no reason. Thats how you get stuck with the weird and unpleasant task of wiping your penis on your private parts. So in order to get out of that, you have to learn to urinate in your mouth. Its like putting your mouth in the toilet bowl.
Its like putting your mouth in the toilet bowl. Its like putting your mouth in the toilet bowl. In that sense, you can put the word “urinal” in your mouth and have a few people think it sounds stupid and disgusting. But in that sense, it is a little less disgusting than putting your penis in the toilet so you can flush it out.
There is a time and place for just about anything. So if you don’t want to urinate, but you can’t get into the bathroom, or you just want to avoid having to urinate, then perhaps your penis is the way to do it. You need a special method of urination. Some people have a special penis that they will go to the bathroom to use. For others, the method may be to wash your penis in the sink.
And why just the sink method? I would suggest also the fact that the penis should be clean when putting it in the toilet. It may not seem very practical to wash your entire penis, but you might be able to get your hands on a plastic bag, and that would be it.
I see there are many different ways to urinate, but I have to say that the easiest and most effective way to use your penis for urination is to use it like a mouth. You need to open your mouth wide and urinate. Then you need to turn the whole thing upside down just so your penis is right up against your face. That’s the only way I do it.
I think I am going to have to get used to it. I am very uncomfortable putting my penis in a plastic bag. It is so small and it is so hard. I just get a little uncomfortable when I try to use it like a mouth. However, it is so much easier to just pee through the toilet and pull it out. I feel like I am peeing in the toilet.
